Every so often - things go Topsy turvy and everything looks bleak and desolate. If you are not in a desert then things looking bleak and desolate is worse than being in a desert.
So what to do then?
This was the question that I asked myself as my life now seems to have gone off the rails. A number of conditions were conspiring to make me feel lousy about myself, my situation and life in general.
So I did what I always advice anyone to do - Eat some ice cream. Yes eating ice cream can set right all the things which are not going OK in life. For some people its chocolate - I personally cannot stand the stuff. I don't think its anything to do with the cavities in my teeth or the numerous visits to the dentist going through the drill (forgive my pun).
So some people like chocolates, and some like me prefer ice cream. Which one you the enlightened reader may ask. I prefer Strawberry cheesecake. To be more specific Haagen-Dazs strawberry cheesecake. There is something magical about that ice cream.
There is a method that I suggest you use to get the best out of the ice cream. yes, there is always a method to all madness in life. Not that I am mad. Its the method that I am talking about. You can tell from reading this blog that I have had a long day - and not a very good one. What can you say when my pipeline is empty. there are no qualified orders. We have a new MD and I am not making a good impression as I don't have a good pipeline of opportunities.
Yes, so when you have had a day like mine, then you need to do the steps outlined below:
1. Come home - throw your shoes into the rack.
2. Take off your blazer and throw it on the bed
3. Walk to the fridge (translation -Refrigerator for the posh people)
4. Go to the freezer section
5. Take out the Haagen-Dazs Strawberry cheesecake(if you don't have this brand - go to Tesco and get one)
6. Change into comfortable clothing
7. Switch on the TV and set the timer for 4 minutes
8. Watch some lousy programme until the timer goes off
9. After timer has gone off - go and take three scoops of ice cream into a bowl
10. Sit comfortably in your favourite couch
11. Switch off the TV
12. Sink you spoon into the ice cream and .... enjoy
So there you have it. A simple enough way to beat the credit crunch.
I normally go for a run of 5-6 miles after eating the ice cream. after all I am a dedicated eater and need to make sure that my appetite keeps up with the ice cream.
Enjoy your Haagen-Dazs Strawberry ice creams - don't worry about the credit crunch
I wish I get paid money for marketing Haagen-Dazs strawberry cheesecake ice creams - will make up for my lousy pipeline :-)